Meet your new most absurdly delightful collectibles: the Buff SpongeBob & Patrick Star Muscular Figures—where Bikini Bottom’s silliest pals traded Krabby Patties for protein shakes (and crushed the gym).
These wildly playful statues balance iconic cartoon charm with overthetop, hyperdetailed muscle builds:
SpongeBob: His signature square frame, grinning buckteeth, and tiny sailor bandana stay true to the show—paired with chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and retro tightywhities that make his “tough guy” vibe extra ridiculous.
Patrick: The classic star shape, wide goofy eyes, and flower accents are all here… plus sculpted quads, rippled shoulders, and a flowerpatterned trunk that screams “I hit the Bikini Bottom gym 24/7.”
Crafted from durable, highquality resin (handfinished for smooth, vibrant paint), each figure stands ~6–7 inches tall with a sturdy sandtextured base (perfect for keeping their buff poses steady).
This isn’t just decor—it’s a conversation starter:
Pop them on your desk, shelf, or media center to turn any space into a laugh factory.
Ideal for SpongeBob fanatics, meme lovers, or anyone who craves weird, wonderful, unforgettable gifts (white elephant parties? Birthdays? Your friend who needs a pickmeup? Chef’s kiss).
Choose to grab SpongeBob, Patrick, or the full buff buddy set (select your preference at checkout!).
